Holy shit, I still have a blog. And last minute advice for my kid.

Yeah, I kind of forgot. The last post I made was about the fact the substitute yoga teacher had feet that looked like ravioli, and made that bitch on “Dance Moms” sound rational. (Plus….she was LATE). I’m over that now. But just barely. The last 6 months, well…I guess they have been what one could … Continue reading →

Your feet are namaste.

I do yoga. And here’s the thing…I’m pretty good at it and really love it. This is coming from a woman who willed herself to have a menstrual period for 4 straight years to avoid playing volleyball in high school gym (and the coach let me get away with it because I sucked that much … Continue reading →

They’re All Going To Laugh At You.

Okay, so fine, here it is. After years of people riding me raw about starting a blog, I’m just going to go for it. First of all, I think “blog” is a stupid, hipster, made-up word, and the fact that Scrabble accepts it leads me to believe that The End of Days draws nigh, or … Continue reading →